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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 198 | 29% |
| Smokes | 173 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 160 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 141 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $127,509 of utility $17 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bbd34 | 54% | 28 |
| #2 | BiggFentanyl | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | iska69 alt | 51% | 72 |
| #4 | Wa ge | 46% | 52 |
| #5 | Ego Peak | 44% | 234 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ego Peak | 432 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #2 | iska69 alt | 250 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | EarthRipss | 208 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Wa ge | 98 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | BiggFentanyl | 63 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BiggFentanyl | +6.63 | 69 | 68 |
| #2 | EarthRipss | +5.73 | 66 | 70 |
| #3 | iska69 alt | +4.50 | 68 | 75 |
| #4 | Ego Peak | +0.42 | 61 | 47 |
| #5 | bbd34 | -0.78 | 9 | 52 |





