








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1400 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2171 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1119 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1918 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,478,152 of utility $314 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuuTTi83 [PD] | 44% | 111 |
| #2 | ♡ -𝚁𝙺- ♡ | 40% | 381 |
| #3 | Ikke | 39% | 115 |
| #4 | JK | 35% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuuTTi83 [PD] | 44% | 111 |
| #2 | ♡ -𝚁𝙺- ♡ | 40% | 381 |
| #3 | Ikke | 39% | 115 |
| #4 | JK | 35% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ -𝚁𝙺- ♡ | 59 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | KuuTTi83 [PD] | 13 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | JK | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Ikke | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ -𝚁𝙺- ♡ | 1060 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | KuuTTi83 [PD] | 139 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | JK | 105 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ikke | 102 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ -𝚁𝙺- ♡ | +2.43 | 17 | 43 |
| #2 | KuuTTi83 [PD] | +2.33 | 41 | 37 |
| #3 | JK | +1.89 | 28 | 44 |
| #4 | Ikke | -2.27 | 7 | 36 |
| #5 | NUKEPOP [PD] | -6.09 | 5 | 34 |





