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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 692 | 39% |
| Smokes | 605 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 286 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 205 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $30,239 of utility $10 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JK | 50% | 32 |
| #2 | NUKEPOP [PD] | 44% | 111 |
| #3 | ♡ -𝚁𝙺- ♡ | 43% | 144 |
| #4 | E.E.M | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JK | 50% | 32 |
| #2 | NUKEPOP [PD] | 44% | 111 |
| #3 | ♡ -𝚁𝙺- ♡ | 43% | 144 |
| #4 | E.E.M | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ -𝚁𝙺- ♡ | 37 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | NUKEPOP [PD] | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ -𝚁𝙺- ♡ | 316 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | NUKEPOP [PD] | 187 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | JK | 42 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | E.E.M | 13 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JK | +3.69 | 36 | 44 |
| #2 | KuuTTi83 [PD] | +1.78 | 42 | 35 |
| #3 | ♡ -𝚁𝙺- ♡ | +1.23 | 32 | 44 |
| #4 | NUKEPOP [PD] | -6.27 | 3 | 34 |
| #5 | E.E.M | -8.93 | 2 | 19 |





