








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Wingman | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




198 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,812 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6541 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4759 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2296 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3216 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,508,887 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuuTTi83 [PD] | 43% | 144 |
| #2 | NUKEPOP [PD] | 40% | 381 |
| #3 | Ikke | 39% | 161 |
| #4 | JK | 38% | 157 |
| #5 | E.E.M | 37% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuuTTi83 [PD] | 43% | 144 |
| #2 | NUKEPOP [PD] | 40% | 381 |
| #3 | Ikke | 39% | 161 |
| #4 | JK | 38% | 157 |
| #5 | E.E.M | 37% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuuTTi83 [PD] | 17 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | NUKEPOP [PD] | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | JK | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | E.E.M | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Ikke | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NUKEPOP [PD] | 440 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | JK | 200 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | KuuTTi83 [PD] | 160 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ikke | 145 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | E.E.M | 127 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ -𝚁𝙺- ♡ | +2.10 | 21 | 42 |
| #2 | KuuTTi83 [PD] | +1.81 | 40 | 34 |
| #3 | JK | +1.65 | 28 | 42 |
| #4 | Ikke | -2.53 | 8 | 33 |
| #5 | NUKEPOP [PD] | -6.36 | 4 | 33 |





