








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 697 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,065 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5460 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3453 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2752 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2400 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,404,874 of utility $271 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 704 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Pepo | 50% | 263 |
| #2 | c0mplex | 47% | 137 |
| #3 | DoGG1e | 45% | 337 |
| #4 | Chirola | 45% | 163 |
| #5 | n | 41% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | c0mplex | 47% | 137 |
| #3 | DoGG1e | 45% | 337 |
| #4 | Chirola | 45% | 163 |
| #5 | n | 41% | 114 |
| #6 | Fede Racing | 40% | 365 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Pepo | 22 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Fede Racing | 15 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | DoGG1e | 14 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | c0mplex | 14 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Chirola | 7 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fede Racing | 1936 | 0.26 | 52 min |
| #2 | Lil Pepo | 1316 | 0.25 | 35 min |
| #3 | DoGG1e | 1274 | 0.18 | 27 min |
| #4 | c0mplex | 664 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #5 | Chirola | 298 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Pepo | +9.22 | 68 | 75 |
| #2 | c0mplex | +3.03 | 24 | 77 |
| #3 | Chirola | +1.22 | 22 | 68 |
| #4 | n | -0.56 | 34 | 42 |
| #5 | DoGG1e | -2.67 | 13 | 66 |





