








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1612 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 158 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9705 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6284 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6364 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5925 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,357,027 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2427 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | colofmeister | 50% | 263 |
| #2 | DoGG1e | 47% | 347 |
| #3 | LEGACY | 2302krn | 45% | 202 |
| #4 | Fedito | 43% | 342 |
| #5 | UB | Chirola | 43% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DoGG1e | 47% | 347 |
| #3 | LEGACY | 2302krn | 45% | 202 |
| #4 | Fedito | 43% | 342 |
| #5 | UB | Chirola | 43% | 201 |
| #6 | ndh-j | 39% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEGACY | 2302krn | 23 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | DoGG1e | 15 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | colofmeister | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Fedito | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | UB | Chirola | 9 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fedito | 1848 | 0.27 | 50 min |
| #2 | DoGG1e | 1197 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #3 | LEGACY | 2302krn | 956 | 0.24 | 27 min |
| #4 | colofmeister | 766 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #5 | UB | Chirola | 367 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Little Pepo | +7.64 | 63 | 70 |
| #2 | LEGACY | 2302krn | +0.99 | 26 | 74 |
| #3 | UB | Chirola | -1.15 | 20 | 64 |
| #4 | ndh-j | -2.57 | 32 | 30 |
| #5 | DoGG1e | -3.83 | 13 | 57 |





