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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
188 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 141 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 32 | 23% |
| Smokes | 46 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 39 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 24 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $39,513 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆Genesis☆ | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | IaCuCeapa | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | QaSaR | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Daniell_20 | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | MBA | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆Genesis☆ | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | IaCuCeapa | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | QaSaR | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | Daniell_20 | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | MBA | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IaCuCeapa | 9 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | MBA | 6 | 0.0180 |
| #3 | ☆Genesis☆ | 5 | 0.0237 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IaCuCeapa | 69 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | MBA | 31 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | ☆Genesis☆ | 30 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Daniell_20 | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | QaSaR | 2 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QaSaR | +10.78 | 89 | 44 |
| #2 | MBA | +7.14 | 53 | 47 |
| #3 | ☆Genesis☆ | +3.55 | 29 | 62 |
| #4 | IaCuCeapa | +2.79 | 46 | 37 |
| #5 | Daniell_20 | +2.16 | 78 | 55 |





