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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 609 | 23% |
| Smokes | 893 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1008 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 107 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $619,746 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1092 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UP๛MIHAI69 | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | Daniell_20 | 48% | 60 |
| #3 | ☆Genesis☆ | 48% | 61 |
| #4 | IaCuCeapa | 43% | 110 |
| #5 | utogs | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UP๛MIHAI69 | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | Daniell_20 | 48% | 60 |
| #3 | ☆Genesis☆ | 48% | 61 |
| #4 | IaCuCeapa | 43% | 110 |
| #5 | utogs | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IaCuCeapa | 42 | 0.0193 |
| #2 | Daniell_20 | 11 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | ☆Genesis☆ | 9 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | UP๛MIHAI69 | 5 | 0.0156 |
| #5 | utogs | 2 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IaCuCeapa | 214 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | ☆Genesis☆ | 140 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Daniell_20 | 64 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | utogs | 21 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | UP๛MIHAI69 | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MBA | +2.76 | 50 | 47 |
| #2 | Daniell_20 | +1.51 | 63 | 56 |
| #3 | utogs | -0.29 | 41 | 48 |
| #4 | IaCuCeapa | -0.37 | 39 | 34 |
| #5 | ☆Genesis☆ | -2.00 | 23 | 50 |





