








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 597 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2769 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2737 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2071 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 923 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $854,149 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IaCuCeapa | 58% | 55 |
| #2 | Daniell_20 | 51% | 106 |
| #3 | utogs | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | MBA | 48% | 61 |
| #5 | Drunksie | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IaCuCeapa | 21 | 0.0196 |
| #2 | Daniell_20 | 20 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | MBA | 20 | 0.0176 |
| #4 | utogs | 7 | 0.0153 |
| #5 | king | 3 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MBA | +3.45 | 49 | 46 |
| #2 | Daniell_20 | +2.83 | 63 | 56 |
| #3 | utogs | +0.79 | 49 | 59 |
| #4 | ☆Genesis☆ | -0.05 | 36 | 57 |
| #5 | IaCuCeapa | -0.24 | 49 | 36 |





