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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 249 | 24% |
| Smokes | 215 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 257 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 299 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $79,517 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | yup | 74% | 42 |
| #9 | nuke sweden | 73% | 37 |
| #10 | DEMACIA!!!!!!! | 71% | 7 |
| #11 | Sunraku | 56% | 9 |
| #12 | J1n | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuke sweden | 67 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | yup | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Kerim | 25 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | Miguel Jose Jesus Gonzales Smith | 10 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | DEMACIA!!!!!!! | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L9 | +6.89 | 90 | 54 |
| #2 | Kerim | +5.09 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | sibylle | +4.92 | 82 | 59 |
| #4 | nuke sweden | +2.57 | 83 | 69 |
| #5 | yup | +2.54 | 87 | 47 |





