








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2336 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1285 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1733 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1272 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $277,026 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | presente | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | Arabella | 72% | 39 |
| #3 | Kusinen kiintiö tinkki | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | TiXu | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | Kräfi | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kusinen kiintiö tinkki | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | TiXu | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | Kräfi | 53% | 19 |
| #6 | wewu | 52% | 23 |
| #7 | Palloilija | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arabella | 6 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Palloilija | 1 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | presente | 1 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arabella | 37 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #2 | Kräfi | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | presente | 25 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kusinen kiintiö tinkki | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | wewu | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Divebomber | +5.75 | 55 | 84 |
| #2 | presente | +1.14 | 64 | 69 |
| #3 | Kusinen kiintiö tinkki | +1.11 | 41 | 44 |
| #4 | Arabella | -0.57 | 59 | 49 |
| #5 | TiXu | -2.82 | 26 | 45 |





