








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 215 | 29% |
| Smokes | 172 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 192 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 153 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $26,751 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Divebomber | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | Jethro Boosted | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Speedy "piri" Gonzales | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Divebomber | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | Jethro Boosted | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Speedy "piri" Gonzales | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speedy "piri" Gonzales | 30 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #2 | Divebomber | 26 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jethro Boosted | 9 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Divebomber | +6.27 | 62 | 85 |
| #2 | Jethro Boosted | +3.59 | 41 | 76 |
| #3 | presente | +1.96 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | Speedy "piri" Gonzales | +1.22 | 59 | 86 |





