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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
556 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 915 | 39% |
| Smokes | 670 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 346 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 387 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $351,084 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Bruh Marlo | 35% | 23 |
| #3 | VonGabriel66 | 34% | 79 |
| #4 | Venom | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Bruh Marlo | 35% | 23 |
| #3 | VonGabriel66 | 34% | 79 |
| #4 | Venom | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VonGabriel66 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Bruh Marlo | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Venom | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bruh Marlo | 112 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #2 | VonGabriel66 | 46 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Venom | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | 17 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M̵y̵N̶a̵m̷e̴I̸s̵K̴y̷l | +4.97 | 51 | 66 |
| #2 | Venom | -0.99 | 16 | 54 |
| #3 | Bruh Marlo | -1.22 | 21 | 42 |
| #4 | VonGabriel66 | -1.84 | 39 | 38 |
| #5 | MyNameJeff | -6.14 | 19 | 21 |





