








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 708 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 643 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,521 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8080 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8517 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7149 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6775 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $998,486 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 414 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠︎ℌ︎a℣ℯ︎ ℕ︎☠ | 48% | 52 |
| #2 | VonGabriel66 | 36% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠︎ℌ︎a℣ℯ︎ ℕ︎☠ | 48% | 52 |
| #2 | VonGabriel66 | 36% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VonGabriel66 | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | ☠︎ℌ︎a℣ℯ︎ ℕ︎☠ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VonGabriel66 | 77 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | ☠︎ℌ︎a℣ℯ︎ ℕ︎☠ | 11 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☠︎ℌ︎a℣ℯ︎ ℕ︎☠ | +1.89 | 25 | 36 |
| #2 | Venom | -2.09 | 14 | 58 |
| #3 | VonGabriel66 | -2.33 | 37 | 39 |





