








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1034 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 251 matches | ||
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 156 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5542 | 18% |
| Smokes | 7535 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10510 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 7390 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,538,102 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doctor-Pete | 52% | 97 |
| #2 | Jonte | 51% | 330 |
| #3 | Piippo | 50% | 409 |
| #4 | Lagipommi | 49% | 70 |
| #5 | koo-havumäki | 48% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koira | 20 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Piippo | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | koo-havumäki | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | VJS_95 | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Lihakimpale | 8 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doctor-Pete | +6.55 | 82 | 74 |
| #2 | Jonte | +6.43 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | Lagipommi | +3.36 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | Piippo | +2.19 | 63 | 64 |
| #5 | koira | +1.97 | 63 | 68 |





