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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 466 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2463 | 16% |
| Smokes | 5631 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2813 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4671 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,669,810 of utility $257 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Lihakimpale | 41% | 109 |
| #11 | OG Leksa | 41% | 151 |
| #12 | VJS_95 | 39% | 251 |
| #13 | Kössö | 37% | 293 |
| #14 | sali körmy 190kgpenki | 33% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koira | 28 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | koo-havumäki | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Piippo | 14 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | OG Leksa | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | norsu | 10 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piippo | 1183 | 0.13 | 31 min |
| #2 | norsu | 776 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #3 | koira | 460 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #4 | koo-havumäki | 417 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #5 | VJS_95 | 385 | 0.07 | 10 min |





