








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1048 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 318 matches | ||
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7510 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8600 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6256 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6915 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,634,504 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 610 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonte | 51% | 327 |
| #2 | norsu | 50% | 409 |
| #3 | Doctor-Pete | 49% | 81 |
| #4 | koira | 43% | 207 |
| #5 | koo-havumäki | 43% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koira | 23 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Lippaskeke | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | norsu | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | VJS_95 | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | OG Leksa | 11 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | norsu | 748 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #2 | VJS_95 | 386 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | koira | 318 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | koo-havumäki | 315 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | Lippaskeke | 303 | 0.03 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonte | +5.75 | 80 | 68 |
| #2 | Doctor-Pete | +4.82 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | ![]() Lagipommi | +2.77 | 77 | 73 |
| #4 | Piippo | +1.27 | 62 | 61 |
| #5 | koira | +0.80 | 60 | 70 |





