








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 155 matches | ||
| Wingman | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,505 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6569 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8306 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7472 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5158 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,832,837 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1403 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trystel | 61% | 397 |
| #2 | themarirayne | 56% | 1092 |
| #3 | Cmoniess | 50% | 137 |
| #4 | Qilot | 41% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trystel | 61% | 397 |
| #2 | themarirayne | 56% | 1092 |
| #3 | Cmoniess | 50% | 137 |
| #4 | Qilot | 41% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | themarirayne | 45 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Qilot | 18 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Trystel | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Cmoniess | 7 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | themarirayne | 899 | 0.04 | 15 min |
| #2 | Trystel | 358 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #3 | Qilot | 230 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Cmoniess | 162 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CL8TN | +4.23 | 68 | 60 |
| #2 | Trystel | +0.35 | 39 | 51 |
| #3 | Qilot | -0.79 | 62 | 45 |
| #4 | themarirayne | -1.25 | 40 | 34 |
| #5 | Cmoniess | -4.58 | 24 | 38 |





