








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1518 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 700 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 127 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10037 | 24% |
| Smokes | 11936 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 10108 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 9664 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,663,547 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1370 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | My Neighbor Totoro | 42% | 76 |
| #8 | bonky | 41% | 59 |
| #9 | hawk | 40% | 122 |
| #10 | Frud | 38% | 101 |
| #11 | Wadey | 35% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carohockey14 | 1887 | 0.26 | 38 min |
| #2 | stoiven💎 | 371 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #3 | hawk | 207 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Frud | 177 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | Wadey | 172 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M0th | +1.66 | 54 | 47 |
| #2 | hawk | +1.56 | 72 | 46 |
| #3 | My Neighbor Totoro | +1.20 | 47 | 28 |
| #4 | physics | +0.94 | 68 | 27 |
| #5 | Wadey | +0.84 | 68 | 49 |





