








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 954 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 241 matches | ||
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




148 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4059 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3717 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5489 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5052 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,262,032 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2674 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aatu.exe | 69% | 58 |
| #2 | Otukka On Top! | 53% | 455 |
| #3 | HSR_P1sk1_Rac1ng | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | beesiten allu69 | 48% | 54 |
| #5 | NuuskaEnjoyer33 | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Otukka On Top! | 823 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #2 | Kapelli | 231 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | NuuskaEnjoyer33 | 219 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | jL enjoyer [TRON] | 169 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Aatu.exe | 124 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aatu.exe | +6.53 | 93 | 58 |
| #2 | Koulutettu Genitaalihieroja | +1.93 | 48 | 42 |
| #3 | Kapelli | +1.61 | 78 | 34 |
| #4 | Otukka On Top! | -0.33 | 58 | 40 |
| #5 | HSR_P1sk1_Rac1ng | -1.63 | 13 | 11 |





