








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1055 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1328 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1014 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 964 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $451,574 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟ SeBuster | 163 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | Lenxu | 112 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | No_Snakes | 59 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Koulutettu Genitaalihieroja | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | SanttuS | 42 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aatu.exe | +3.54 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | Lenxu | +2.55 | 72 | 73 |
| #3 | ⛟ SeBuster | +1.78 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | Tubeteemu | +0.17 | 80 | 58 |
| #5 | SanttuS | +0.03 | 73 | 64 |





