








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1296 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 632 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




194 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2842 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3094 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4571 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2566 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,198,466 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ardzeik | 57% | 113 |
| #2 | BAARDA | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | STRATBOY | 40% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ardzeik | 57% | 113 |
| #2 | BAARDA | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | STRATBOY | 40% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ardzeik | 51 | 0.0211 |
| #2 | STRATBOY | 24 | 0.0223 |
| #3 | BAARDA | 13 | 0.0117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BAARDA | 107 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Ardzeik | 54 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #3 | STRATBOY | 24 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 99 problems | +2.71 | 88 | 42 |
| #2 | Ardzeik | +1.92 | 39 | 31 |
| #3 | BAARDA | -0.18 | 54 | 62 |
| #4 | STRATBOY | -2.56 | 40 | 29 |





