








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1896 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1775 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1124 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1202 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $447,682 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 895 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dome. | 95% | 21 |
| #2 | do em bad | 94% | 17 |
| #3 | pew pew | 91% | 22 |
| #4 | y | 89% | 56 |
| #5 | chaos | 85% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | twin | 73% | 15 |
| #7 | liaht | 72% | 29 |
| #8 | eagle | 71% | 94 |
| #9 | sen | 60% | 20 |
| #10 | limatt | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eagle | 12 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | limatt | 11 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | pew pew | 8 | 0.0188 |
| #4 | sen | 7 | 0.0187 |
| #5 | liaht | 5 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eagle | 135 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | y | 87 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | liaht | 85 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | chaos | 57 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | limatt | 53 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pew pew | +7.41 | 97 | 61 |
| #2 | eagle | +3.14 | 76 | 54 |
| #3 | mv | +2.29 | 64 | 48 |
| #4 | do em bad | +1.53 | 83 | 55 |
| #5 | sen | +1.31 | 88 | 25 |





