








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1019 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Esplay | 8 matches | 1,208 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3470 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2258 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2450 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2585 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 979 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,600,091 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 586 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knaif:D | 54% | 41 |
| #2 | zingaro_96 | 50% | 28 |
| #3 | salta nappar | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | Wiborg | 46% | 185 |
| #5 | trosbyxa | 46% | 269 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiborg | 46 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | trosbyxa | 43 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Knaif:D | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | salta nappar | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | zingaro_96 | 4 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wiborg | 673 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | trosbyxa | 393 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | Knaif:D | 158 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | HALLÖÖÖ | 102 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | salta nappar | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pruttagust | +1.49 | 37 | 46 |
| #2 | Wiborg | +0.96 | 25 | 52 |
| #3 | HALLÖÖÖ | +0.82 | 54 | 53 |
| #4 | Knaif:D | +0.73 | 61 | 64 |
| #5 | zingaro_96 | +0.46 | 34 | 46 |





