








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 713 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 458 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 1,274 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




168 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5518 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4382 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7459 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 4624 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,736,988 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KentaKofot | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | salta nappar | 53% | 110 |
| #3 | Monke | 51% | 93 |
| #4 | Knaif:D | 47% | 97 |
| #5 | zingaro_96 | 47% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pruttagust | 337 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Knaif:D | 335 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | trosbyxa | 283 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | salta nappar | 186 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | zingaro_96 | 145 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | salta nappar | +1.82 | 45 | 40 |
| #2 | Wiborg | +1.34 | 26 | 49 |
| #3 | pruttagust | +0.42 | 31 | 46 |
| #4 | Knaif:D | +0.31 | 56 | 62 |
| #5 | Monke | +0.04 | 30 | 52 |





