








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 831 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 340 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2321 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2444 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1839 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2093 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,800,211 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KentaKofot | 52% | 178 |
| #2 | Knaif:D | 51% | 118 |
| #3 | pruttagust | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | Monke | 48% | 254 |
| #5 | ナミ | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monke | 49 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Wiborg | 31 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | salta nappar | 28 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | ナミ | 14 | 0.0159 |
| #5 | KentaKofot | 10 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | salta nappar | 483 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | Wiborg | 453 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | Knaif:D | 414 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | Monke | 319 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #5 | KentaKofot | 172 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ナミ | +2.97 | 60 | 29 |
| #2 | Monke | +1.84 | 32 | 50 |
| #3 | Knaif:D | +0.83 | 49 | 61 |
| #4 | salta nappar | +0.79 | 37 | 48 |
| #5 | Wiborg | -0.17 | 24 | 51 |





