








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1947 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 144 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2986 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,605 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2442 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4506 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2739 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2918 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,816,033 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4627 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joshstxnley TTV | 53% | 34 |
| #2 | Space Cadet | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | Reality | 51% | 65 |
| #4 | r0m3sa | 49% | 84 |
| #5 | Kato | 48% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Reality | 51% | 65 |
| #4 | r0m3sa | 49% | 84 |
| #5 | Kato | 48% | 143 |
| #6 | William Tyrell | 44% | 55 |
| #7 | AngelofDev | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reality | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Space Cadet | 7 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | joshstxnley TTV | 6 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | Kato | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | William Tyrell | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kato | 460 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | Reality | 205 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | joshstxnley TTV | 150 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Space Cadet | 103 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | AngelofDev | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheRealClayto | +2.18 | 64 | 62 |
| #2 | Reality | +2.09 | 63 | 69 |
| #3 | joshstxnley TTV | +1.40 | 33 | 51 |
| #4 | Kato | -0.29 | 28 | 63 |
| #5 | Space Cadet | -0.54 | 62 | 57 |





