








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 739 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 181 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,562 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6754 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3810 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 8448 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2550 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,970,287 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3593 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qeTTz | 52% | 366 |
| #2 | Frogan | 48% | 148 |
| #3 | B1gBunnY | 47% | 321 |
| #4 | Perc 3000 | 47% | 164 |
| #5 | Chat is this real? | 47% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Frogan | 48% | 148 |
| #3 | B1gBunnY | 47% | 321 |
| #4 | Perc 3000 | 47% | 164 |
| #5 | Chat is this real? | 47% | 189 |
| #6 | FnDzYii | 45% | 348 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qeTTz | 55 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Chat is this real? | 17 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Frogan | 16 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Perc 3000 | 14 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | FnDzYii | 13 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FnDzYii | 1231 | 0.17 | 30 min |
| #2 | Chat is this real? | 684 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #3 | qeTTz | 483 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #4 | Perc 3000 | 376 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | B1gBunnY | 153 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zu0ff | +1.65 | 77 | 50 |
| #2 | qeTTz | +0.68 | 71 | 43 |
| #3 | Frogan | -0.09 | 64 | 24 |
| #4 | B1gBunnY | -0.59 | 63 | 25 |
| #5 | Perc 3000 | -1.19 | 48 | 43 |





