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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3188 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2365 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2594 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1249 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,777,671 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3041 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frogan | 53% | 225 |
| #2 | zu0ff | 52% | 366 |
| #3 | Perc 3000 | 50% | 115 |
| #4 | FnDzYii | 48% | 264 |
| #5 | B1gBunnY | 47% | 235 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | zu0ff | 52% | 366 |
| #3 | Perc 3000 | 50% | 115 |
| #4 | FnDzYii | 48% | 264 |
| #5 | B1gBunnY | 47% | 235 |
| #6 | Chat is this real? | 35% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zu0ff | 36 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Frogan | 30 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | FnDzYii | 16 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | B1gBunnY | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Perc 3000 | 7 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FnDzYii | 1206 | 0.21 | 31 min |
| #2 | zu0ff | 632 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #3 | Perc 3000 | 323 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Chat is this real? | 170 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | B1gBunnY | 169 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zu0ff | +2.60 | 85 | 49 |
| #2 | Frogan | +1.17 | 64 | 27 |
| #3 | qeTTz | +0.87 | 72 | 45 |
| #4 | Chat is this real? | -0.64 | 48 | 49 |
| #5 | B1gBunnY | -0.82 | 66 | 32 |





