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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 528 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1611 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1053 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1550 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 536 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $634,271 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perc 3000 | 50% | 311 |
| #2 | zu0ff | 47% | 321 |
| #3 | qeTTz | 47% | 235 |
| #4 | FnDzYii | 45% | 262 |
| #5 | Frogan | 41% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perc 3000 | 26 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | qeTTz | 20 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | zu0ff | 18 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | FnDzYii | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Frogan | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FnDzYii | 942 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #2 | Perc 3000 | 575 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #3 | zu0ff | 558 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #4 | qeTTz | 286 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | Chat is this real? | 109 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zu0ff | +2.44 | 83 | 52 |
| #2 | qeTTz | +0.87 | 71 | 44 |
| #3 | Frogan | +0.29 | 67 | 26 |
| #4 | B1gBunnY | +0.14 | 64 | 26 |
| #5 | Perc 3000 | -0.53 | 50 | 41 |





