








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 216 | 4% |
| Smokes | 1270 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2370 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2282 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,831,167 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VitaminSiuuuuu | +9.41 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | IT | REX | +5.10 | 59 | 52 |
| #3 | KornKraft | +5.06 | 46 | 67 |
| #4 | IT | mannimitdembenz | +4.65 | 83 | 30 |
| #5 | IT | STORM | +2.92 | 50 | 52 |





