








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 369 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 148 matches | ||
| Wingman | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10113 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6017 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8301 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5965 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,287,817 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1480 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜrAy | 48% | 100 |
| #2 | ℒℒ𝓎𝓇𝒾𝒶 | 46% | 70 |
| #3 | Rin_Kukrayami | 44% | 64 |
| #4 | IT | Zum | 44% | 80 |
| #5 | Blondii | 42% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۜrAy | +3.16 | 48 | 32 |
| #2 | [45Hz] AVG Stoner | +1.32 | 39 | 44 |
| #3 | Scorpion | +0.54 | 46 | 54 |
| #4 | IT | Zum | -0.37 | 50 | 43 |
| #5 | ℒℒ𝓎𝓇𝒾𝒶 | -1.31 | 29 | 26 |





