








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 746 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 369 matches | ||
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




365 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8452 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5072 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 7285 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3456 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,470,288 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tibu | 51 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | MADNESS☠ | 37 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | Mr.mimmu | 21 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | Zaps21 | 12 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | BOT_Roosa | 6 | 0.0018 |





