








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2961 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2994 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3249 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1461 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2230 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $708,307 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIUTMEN | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | SPERM LEE | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | sucik | 6 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Twoja stara w 1.9 TDI | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Tu KUBA a co | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIUTMEN | +5.07 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | Twoja stara w 1.9 TDI | +3.58 | 85 | 52 |
| #3 | SauVAGE- | +1.52 | 64 | 50 |
| #4 | Tu KUBA a co | +1.40 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | wiktor skins.army | -1.71 | 61 | 53 |





