








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1988 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,851 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1564 | 41% |
| Smokes | 929 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1008 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 350 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $687,818 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siurem murek | 74% | 43 |
| #2 | Twoja stara w 1.9 TDI | 61% | 76 |
| #3 | Tu KUBA a co | 59% | 70 |
| #4 | wiktor skins.army | 58% | 36 |
| #5 | FIUTMEN | 53% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SauVAGE- | 15 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | sucik | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Twoja stara w 1.9 TDI | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | FIUTMEN | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | siurem murek | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIUTMEN | +6.77 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | siurem murek | +6.54 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | Twoja stara w 1.9 TDI | +4.25 | 89 | 58 |
| #4 | Tu KUBA a co | +2.52 | 78 | 61 |
| #5 | SauVAGE- | +1.87 | 64 | 53 |





