








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2653 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1796 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2293 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2802 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,528,937 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Twoja stara w 1.9 TDI | 57% | 267 |
| #5 | FIUTMEN | 56% | 253 |
| #6 | sucik | 53% | 38 |
| #7 | Mister_Bieda | 44% | 36 |
| #8 | SaileQッ | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SauVAGE- | 14 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Mister_Bieda | 6 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Twoja stara w 1.9 TDI | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | FIUTMEN | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | SPERM LEE | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIUTMEN | +3.13 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | Twoja stara w 1.9 TDI | +1.98 | 83 | 54 |
| #3 | Tu KUBA a co | +0.44 | 73 | 54 |
| #4 | SauVAGE- | +0.01 | 62 | 53 |
| #5 | SaileQッ | -0.17 | 85 | 55 |





