








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 421 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 997 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1634 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1254 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1382 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,033,619 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3BEQ | 54% | 159 |
| #2 | Wagmofly.PL | 50% | 227 |
| #3 | Pedritos22 | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | Belmondo | 45% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3BEQ | 54% | 159 |
| #2 | Wagmofly.PL | 50% | 227 |
| #3 | Pedritos22 | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | Belmondo | 45% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3BEQ | 38 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | Wagmofly.PL | 21 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Belmondo | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Pedritos22 | 7 | 0.0162 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3BEQ | 584 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | Wagmofly.PL | 483 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Belmondo | 197 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Pedritos22 | 80 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3BEQ | +6.02 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | Pedritos22 | +5.86 | 66 | 45 |
| #3 | Wagmofly.PL | +1.97 | 21 | 54 |
| #4 | Belmondo | -0.01 | 54 | 39 |
| #5 | k4siu1k4 | -6.73 | 0 | 34 |





