








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 862 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2627 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1503 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1699 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 471 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $750,339 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gekimaru | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Pedritos22 | 62% | 60 |
| #3 | k4siu1k4 | 54% | 159 |
| #4 | Wagmofly.PL | 52% | 213 |
| #5 | Belmondo | 47% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gekimaru | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | Pedritos22 | 62% | 60 |
| #3 | k4siu1k4 | 54% | 159 |
| #4 | Wagmofly.PL | 52% | 213 |
| #5 | Belmondo | 47% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wagmofly.PL | 19 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Belmondo | 11 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Pedritos22 | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | k4siu1k4 | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Gekimaru | 2 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wagmofly.PL | 517 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | k4siu1k4 | 257 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | Pedritos22 | 186 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Belmondo | 173 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Gekimaru | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3BEQ | +4.40 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | Pedritos22 | +4.17 | 64 | 51 |
| #3 | Gekimaru | +3.36 | 61 | 17 |
| #4 | Wagmofly.PL | -0.47 | 19 | 52 |
| #5 | Belmondo | -0.79 | 50 | 38 |





