








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 860 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 138 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3124 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2575 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2329 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1695 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,374,975 of utility $260 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gekimaru | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | Pedritos22 | 55% | 98 |
| #3 | S3BEQ | 52% | 213 |
| #4 | k4siu1k4 | 50% | 227 |
| #5 | Belmondo | 45% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gekimaru | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | Pedritos22 | 55% | 98 |
| #3 | S3BEQ | 52% | 213 |
| #4 | k4siu1k4 | 50% | 227 |
| #5 | Belmondo | 45% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3BEQ | 44 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Pedritos22 | 13 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | k4siu1k4 | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Belmondo | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Gekimaru | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3BEQ | 745 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #2 | k4siu1k4 | 319 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Pedritos22 | 275 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | Belmondo | 183 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gekimaru | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3BEQ | +4.16 | 74 | 61 |
| #2 | Pedritos22 | +4.14 | 66 | 51 |
| #3 | Gekimaru | +2.56 | 61 | 18 |
| #4 | Wagmofly.PL | +0.63 | 23 | 54 |
| #5 | Belmondo | -1.07 | 48 | 38 |





