








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 860 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 286 | 33% |
| Smokes | 255 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 222 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 97 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $218,163 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 458 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | ᠌ Krazes | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | [WINX] Verlido | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | [WINX] Beezmann | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | --== Qubiska ==-- | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | ᠌ Krazes | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | [WINX] Verlido | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | [WINX] Beezmann | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | --== Qubiska ==-- | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [WINX] Verlido | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | ᠌ Krazes | 2 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | 2 | 0.0182 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [WINX] Verlido | 25 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | [WINX] Beezmann | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | ᠌ Krazes | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | --== Qubiska ==-- | 7 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | +12.48 | 96 | 22 |
| #2 | Dutch vd Linde | +1.23 | 68 | 31 |
| #3 | [WINX] Verlido | +0.73 | 56 | 46 |
| #4 | --== Qubiska ==-- | +0.68 | 37 | 68 |
| #5 | ᠌ Krazes | +0.02 | 15 | 39 |





