








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2153 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2384 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3840 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2935 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,015,824 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mk¡Q | 63% | 121 |
| #2 | Cotrix☠ | 60% | 121 |
| #3 | garnarz | 59% | 90 |
| #4 | [TM] Simp Kingヅ | 58% | 57 |
| #5 | Prolle | 55% | 191 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Cotrix☠ | 60% | 121 |
| #3 | garnarz | 59% | 90 |
| #4 | [TM] Simp Kingヅ | 58% | 57 |
| #5 | Prolle | 55% | 191 |
| #6 | ᠌ Krazes | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prolle | 27 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | mk¡Q | 11 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | [TM] Simp Kingヅ | 9 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Cotrix☠ | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | ᠌ Krazes | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prolle | 690 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #2 | mk¡Q | 612 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| #3 | Cotrix☠ | 394 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | [TM] Simp Kingヅ | 258 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | garnarz | 116 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cHUNK's Gummi_And | +4.62 | 77 | 55 |
| #2 | Cotrix☠ | +1.90 | 67 | 57 |
| #3 | Prolle | +1.90 | 77 | 73 |
| #4 | mk¡Q | +0.48 | 91 | 78 |
| #5 | [TM] Simp Kingヅ | +0.48 | 81 | 63 |





