








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3413 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,598 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 417 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1650 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 760 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 771 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $99,916 of utility $11 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | πππππ | 49% | 260 |
| #9 | SOYOU | 49% | 37 |
| #10 | Arcane | 48% | 211 |
| #11 | Potatos | 44% | 41 |
| #12 | Big Bad Bwear | 36% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InnovatΓ΄h | 294 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | Arcane | 216 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | πππππ | 214 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Aya | 126 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Potatos | 86 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kosu | +12.04 | 98 | 44 |
| #2 | Alex | +7.38 | 94 | 34 |
| #3 | πππππ | +2.38 | 78 | 35 |
| #4 | LeVraiCroissant | +1.71 | 61 | 44 |
| #5 | Aya | +1.56 | 44 | 57 |





