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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,489 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1827 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2343 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1670 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2649 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $555,706 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙅𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙍♛ | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | [CS-ézus] Y0koo_ | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | Propán-Bután | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | CZ ♚ | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | GbR_. | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Scrat | 45% | 130 |
| #7 | fitymafék kapitány | 41% | 17 |
| #8 | aszisz | 41% | 32 |
| #9 | nDrs. | 36% | 56 |
| #10 | 𝕯𝖔𝖌𝖒𝖆 | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fitymafék kapitány | 8 | 0.0230 |
| #2 | 𝕯𝖔𝖌𝖒𝖆 | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Scrat | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | GbR_. | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Propán-Bután | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scrat | 170 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | GbR_. | 165 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | nDrs. | 69 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | 𝕯𝖔𝖌𝖒𝖆 | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Propán-Bután | 52 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GbR_. | +7.17 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | Propán-Bután | +5.76 | 88 | 64 |
| #3 | CZ ♚ | +1.57 | 86 | 60 |
| #4 | [CS-ézus] Y0koo_ | +1.14 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | Scrat | +0.23 | 50 | 49 |





