








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 938 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1059 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 228 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,358 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6695 | 21% |
| Smokes | 9146 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7702 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7815 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,953,521 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1071 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙅𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙍♛ | 51% | 65 |
| #2 | ✪♕ | 49% | 198 |
| #3 | ♡Ficu98♡ | 49% | 68 |
| #4 | who's your daddy? | 47% | 175 |
| #5 | Supreme :) | 46% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪♕ | +2.59 | 66 | 42 |
| #2 | who's your daddy? | +1.52 | 49 | 28 |
| #3 | Scrat | +0.79 | 49 | 48 |
| #4 | 𝙅𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙍♛ | -0.47 | 27 | 40 |
| #5 | Supreme :) | -0.58 | 60 | 51 |





