








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 214 matches | ||
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3494 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3697 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4695 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4912 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $906,499 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kysuke♿ @AncestralSports | 61% | 83 |
| #2 | weedy | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | Caby @ligaaceesports | 56% | 36 |
| #4 | Felix el Gato | 51% | 37 |
| #5 | dextin19 | 51% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kysuke♿ @AncestralSports | 13 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | weedy | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | dextin19 | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | brockz | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | _DarK | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kysuke♿ @AncestralSports | +3.64 | 67 | 69 |
| #2 | Caby @ligaaceesports | +2.72 | 65 | 75 |
| #3 | weedy | +0.92 | 72 | 74 |
| #4 | _DarK | +0.29 | 50 | 73 |
| #5 | manELELE★ www.twitch.tv/manelele | +0.27 | 60 | 64 |





