








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 507 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4786 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4259 | 16% |
| Smokes | 7333 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6836 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8943 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,674,747 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dextrosa (Dextin pero bueno) | 53% | 96 |
| #2 | Điego | 53% | 247 |
| #3 | αndrewzxp | 52% | 65 |
| #4 | Ian-X © | 52% | 249 |
| #5 | 60Hz ropz | 51% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jurumito | 20 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | Ian-X © | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | 60Hz ropz | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Dextrosa (Dextin pero bueno) | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Điego | 5 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Điego | 1122 | 0.21 | 30 min |
| #2 | insaniBeer | 933 | 0.27 | 20 min |
| #3 | 60Hz ropz | 915 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #4 | Ian-X © | 537 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #5 | jurumito | 399 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jurumito | +3.26 | 60 | 61 |
| #2 | _DarK | +2.02 | 52 | 71 |
| #3 | 60Hz ropz | +1.99 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | Yesid.peek | +1.95 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | αndrewzxp | +1.85 | 71 | 74 |





