








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 668 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,277 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2870 | 16% |
| Smokes | 5597 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5048 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4762 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,666,759 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Last Goon | 56% | 95 |
| #2 | NoRiiZi | 55% | 62 |
| #3 | Rilind l' tunis | 50% | 123 |
| #4 | Yoru | 49% | 209 |
| #5 | Akka44 | 47% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Last Goon | +3.20 | 52 | 71 |
| #2 | E46 | +1.79 | 43 | 41 |
| #3 | Yoru | +0.99 | 47 | 66 |
| #4 | Akka44 | +0.78 | 60 | 48 |
| #5 | NoRiiZi | +0.52 | 53 | 52 |





