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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 865 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 259 matches | ||
| Faceit | 130 matches | ||
| Wingman | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5688 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6429 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4236 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6178 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,097,744 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 824 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akka44 | 62% | 173 |
| #2 | NoRiiZi | 55% | 117 |
| #3 | Rilind l' tunis | 52% | 207 |
| #4 | BURGER KING CROWN GUY | 51% | 95 |
| #5 | E46 | 49% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rilind l' tunis | 444 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | Akka44 | 372 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | NoRiiZi | 304 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | E46 | 203 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | BURGER KING CROWN GUY | 103 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoru | +1.21 | 48 | 68 |
| #2 | Akka44 | +0.81 | 55 | 52 |
| #3 | NoRiiZi | +0.02 | 54 | 49 |
| #4 | E46 | -0.03 | 37 | 37 |
| #5 | Rilind l' tunis | -0.81 | 29 | 62 |





