








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 814 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 196 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 684 | 3% |
| Smokes | 5321 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9271 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 5056 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,201,815 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 494 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡Little Princess♡ | 50% | 66 |
| #2 | `_´ DK | 43% | 167 |
| #3 | [AA] Pim de Keysergracht | 42% | 168 |
| #4 | [AA] Walter | 40% | 210 |
| #5 | KANNE | 40% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PBSr] DJ-Henning | 48 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | [AA] Pim de Keysergracht | 32 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | [AA] Bobby Olsen | 25 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | KingWraithDK | 21 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | [AA] Walter | 17 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PBSr] DJ-Henning | 1051 | 0.07 | 27 min |
| #2 | KingWraithDK | 476 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #3 | KANNE | 404 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | [AA] Bobby Olsen | 390 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | H | 276 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H | +4.23 | 51 | 74 |
| #2 | [PBSr] DJ-Henning | +3.77 | 49 | 74 |
| #3 | KANNE | +2.35 | 39 | 62 |
| #4 | ♡Little Princess♡ | +1.95 | 44 | 38 |
| #5 | FerskenDreng | +1.94 | 30 | 52 |





