








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 699 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 137 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8840 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8812 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9001 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8344 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,105,958 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [AA] Pim de Keysergracht | 34 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | [AA] KillerKaren | 32 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | [AA] Bobby Olsen | 19 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | KingWraithDK | 14 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | [AA] Walter | 12 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KANNE | 451 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | [AA] Bobby Olsen | 435 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | KingWraithDK | 380 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #4 | [AA] KillerKaren | 230 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #5 | [AA] Pim de Keysergracht | 172 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PBSr] DJ-Henning | +3.52 | 50 | 74 |
| #2 | ♡Little Princess♡ | +2.37 | 40 | 37 |
| #3 | KANNE | +2.21 | 41 | 61 |
| #4 | FerskenDreng | +1.95 | 30 | 54 |
| #5 | Bobby | +0.95 | 47 | 46 |





